A Knight of the Round Turn Table
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I was studying abroad in Spain and he was supposed to visit me there and he told me to meet him at this McDonald’s at 2pm and I waited for five fucking hours and he never showed up and I was like, ‘That’s it. That crossdressing piece of shit is out of my life’.
And then he called on whatever this phone was in the place I was staying at and I started to give it to him and he was like ‘Why don’t you hold up a sec bitch, cuz I’m in jail.’ and I was like ‘What!’
He’s like ‘I am in Moroccan prison right now, you are my only phone call, so stop being such a bitch’ and I was like ‘Okay, what?’ So yeah, he had like had some passport issues and wound up in prison for a couple days"